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Gear Lover - by Craig Hill

Kim Jong-il's gadget closet

October 3rd 2006 12:06
USB Self Destruct Button
What are some of the gadgets that we carry around with us on a daily basis? I could easily list 3 from the top of my head which I could never leave home without - my smartphone (kills two birds with one stone), a digital camera, and a digital audio player. Of course, you are free to add to those already mentioned such as portable media players and handheld consoles amongst others. And to think that is just going out of the house - imagine what lies within our homes?

More often than not, we are confronted with a bunch of gadgets and gizmos that span across several generations. This made me to wonder - what does the peerless leader, Kim Jong-il of North Korea, have in his hallowed office? The leader of communist North Korea might dress simply, but we know he has a nuclear missile or two up his sleeves despite all the denials issued to the U.N. so far.

With news that North Korea is about to go ahead with its nuclear weapon tests, there is no doubt that Kim Jong-il has purchased the USB Self Destruct Button, making it his prized possession, far above the all the Rolls Royces he has amassed throughout his corrupt regime. One can only wonder what else he does with the four USB 2.0 ports that come with this device. Perhaps he hooked up a Skype conference phone to one and a USB-powered hot plate to keep his coffee warm as he directs where the missiles should go via VoIP in another, while the third port is used to plug in the USB Kitty which hisses at anyone who comes near his Top Secret Plans with one more port left to spare.
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