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Gear Lover - by Craig Hill

Saucy gadgets to spice things up

October 3rd 2006 12:54
iBuzz
I suppose since the Fall of man back in the Garden of Eden, sex has and always will play a very prominent role in the life of mankind not just for its reproductive properties but for its recreational qualities as well. Just take a look around us - sex is used to sell virtually everything, from cars to cellphones and even holiday tours. Research has even shown that the amount of sex-oriented lyrics in songs these days have led young people to copulate at an earlier age than their parents. It can be safely concluded that sex is an undeniable fact of life (no pun intended) and has cemented itself in our very consciousness across all levels of society.

It is only fitting then that gadget designers decided to incorporate technology into everyday items that will help enhance the sexual experience. Whether this idea was stumbled upon by accident or not, as with the Rez Vibrator incident, we'll never know. What we do know is technology has finally made its way into the bedroom, and sex will never be the same again. Somehow, the fairer sex seem to be getting all the good stuff with the advent of vibrating devices while guys get the short end of the stick (as usual).

Music definitely influences one's mood when it comes to the horizontal tango, and what better way than to pair up the iPod with vibrating functions? In this manner, you not only get to enjoy your favorite tunes, but you get to release some pent-up frustration as well. Imagine exploding in a burst of ecstasy when riding the crescendo wave of the latest techno track, or progressing from the slow, smooth beats of Julio Iglesias to a much faster paced Justin Timberlake. What about those great classics? You know how waltzes start off extremely slow, only to build up to an explosive end after at least 10 minutes? Practically all genres of music could take advantage of the iBuzz iPod vibrator, and you will never suffer another boring night when your man is out with his mates bowling.

One piece of advice - make sure that you not only stock some rubber in the bedroom drawer, but perhaps a healthy supply of batteries as well. There's nothing quite like a device running out of juice when your partner is about to reach one of the most pleasurable experiences in the human life. Do excuse the double entendres throughout this piece, I just could not resist it.

Let's have a quick show of hands. How many of our dear readers have actually used technology to help them spice things up in the bedroom? Do they actually help to keep the relationship fresh and alive? If the answer is in the affirmative, who was the one who made the first move?
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